As the good captain has put it What The Fraque Is this isht!? I occasionally come across WTF situations and when I do, guess who will benefit from it? You will, YAY applause for you. Enough, now on to the redicularity.
- Watching the Secret History of Kung-Fu on the History Channel. This guy pulls this plane with his crotch. Due to it’s phallic nature, the video is nowhere to be found, but since I know my word is not enough for you, you doubting Thomases, click the picture of Sensei Metal Shlong to read all about it.
- Mini James brown Jackie Chan amalgam dancing below.
- Need more of the lil guy? Want to fill up on your monthly dose of vitamin midge? There is violence, Jean Claude Van Damme-esque cinematography, campy western music, air kicking Kung-Fu and attempted midgenapping. Is all this bearable for more of the lil guy? if yes, click continue reading. I warned you so I am not responsible for any laughing headaches that may ensue. There is also a Bavarian treat at the bottom for those brave enough.
- I could not mention JCVD without giving him a lil shine. I luv how they’re playing his fight scene on the screen in the back, it makes the video for the men and the ladies.